Fresh Christmas Jokes

    *How do snowmen greet each other?
    Answer: Ice to meet you!

    *How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?
    Answer: Fleece Navidad!

    *What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
    Answer: "Wrap" music!

    *How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe.

    *How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
    Answer: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

    *What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Black mail!

    *Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Because he's Sooty!

    *How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"

    *How do elves greet each other?
    Answer: "Small world, isn't it?"