*How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer: Ice to meet you!
*How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?
Answer: Fleece Navidad!
*What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
Answer: "Wrap" music!
*How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe.
*How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
Answer: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
*What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Black mail!
*Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Because he's Sooty!
*How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
Answer: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
*How do elves greet each other?
Answer: "Small world, isn't it?"