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| Hot Christmas Girls |
Merry Christmas
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas
who believe in the miracle of Christmas
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings.
of the season! Season’s Greetings.
Dirty Christmas Jokes
No cellphone! No Nikes! No Eminem CD!
A sweater! Some mittens! A jacket, so tweedy!
Tommy climbed on the roof and he started to shout
“Hey Santa Claus! Santa Claus! SORT THIS S*** OUT!”
A sweater! Some mittens! A jacket, so tweedy!
Tommy climbed on the roof and he started to shout
“Hey Santa Claus! Santa Claus! SORT THIS S*** OUT!”
On the eighth pain of Christmas
On the eighth pain of Christmas,
Chuck Norris sent to me
Eight tears a-sulking,
Seven teeth a-spitting,
Six punch a-hitting,
Five painful swings,
Four dying herds,
Three dead men,
Two knuckle shoves,
And destruction with only one knee.
Chuck Norris sent to me
Eight tears a-sulking,
Seven teeth a-spitting,
Six punch a-hitting,
Five painful swings,
Four dying herds,
Three dead men,
Two knuckle shoves,
And destruction with only one knee.
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