Santa Hates Your Kid

Santa Hates Your Kid

8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"  

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012

May you always live life to the fullest and

continue to share your gift of music and

love with all those whose lives you touch.

!!...Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012...!!

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May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love.

!!...Merry X-mas...!!

May your Christmas Sparkle with Moments of Love

                                                  

!!...Merry Christmas...!!

       

May your Christmas sparkle with
moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
and may the year ahead be
full of contentment and joy.
Have a Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Tree Wishes

                                                !!...Merry Christmas...!!

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
MERRY CHRISTMAS