Funny Christmas Text Messages

If you wake up tomorrow morning
and find no gifts from Santa,
do not assume that he fails to exist.
In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence,
because I have wished for your wishlist as my gift.
Merry Christmas

Happy Christmas....MERRY CHRISTMAS....Merry X-mas

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.


May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 


May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Christmas Riddles

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.

What do lions sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!

When is a boat like a pile of snow?
When it's adrift.

Have an ideal Christmas

Have an ideal Christmas;
An occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your
values,
desires,
affections,
traditions.

Christmas hath a darkness

Christmas hath a darkness;
Brighter than the blazing noon;
Christmas hath a chillness
Warmer than the heat of June,
Christmas hath a beauty
Lovelier than the world can show:
For Christmas bringeth Jesus,
Brought for us so low

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Wishing u merry x-mas

For thy lord
Your God had made it possible for u
To see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

Christmas be Joyous

Christmas is the time of giving and sharing.
It is the time of loving and forgiving
and to feel the Joy and Happiness
of being Loved & to be Loved.

May this Christmas be a Joyous one you ever had!

Merry Christmas Quotes

Best of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God and the love of our fellow men should prevail over all hatred and bitterness, a time when our thoughts and deeds and the spirit of our lives manifest the presence of God.


By,
George F. McDougall

Courtsey

Funny Christmas Quotes

The threat of Christmas hung in the air,
visible already in the fretful look of passersby
as they readied themselves for the meaningless but
necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.

By,
Peter Dickinson

Courtsey

Christmas Gift Suggestions

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Happy Christmas

Merry Christmas

May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ
bring you and your family endless prosperity,
blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve.
Merry Christmas

Christmas SMS

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,it grows small.

Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true.
Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! 
Merry Christmas to you

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,”please santa send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,
“SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
hohoho!.Ü