Funny Christmas Text Messages

If you wake up tomorrow morning
and find no gifts from Santa,
do not assume that he fails to exist.
In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence,
because I have wished for your wishlist as my gift.
Merry Christmas

Funny Xmas Jokes - Crafty Cockney - Xmas Caper

Marge lost her handbag in the hustle and bustle of Xmas shopping in Regent Street, London.
A small boy found it and he returned to her. Looking in her purse, Marge reasoned, 'Hmmm.... that's strange.  When I lost my bag there was a £20 note in it. Now there are four £5 notes.'
The boy quickly replied with a charming smile and in a cockney accent, 'That's right, madam. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.'

Funny Xmas Jokes - Father Xmas Calls

Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, 'from Father Xmas.'
A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Xmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.
'What's the matter, Al?' I asked.
'Ummmm', replied Alex slowly, 'I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Xmas'.