Fresh Christmas Jokes


    *How do snowmen greet each other?
    Answer: Ice to meet you!

    *How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?
    Answer: Fleece Navidad!

    *What kind of music does elves like best when he has to greet?
    Answer: "Wrap" music!

    *How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe.

    *How do you greet an idiot on Boxing Day?
    Answer: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

    *What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Black mail!

    *Why Santa likes to be greeted with a bear on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Because he's Sooty!

    *How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
    Answer: "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"

    *How do elves greet each other?
    Answer: "Small world, isn't it?"

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Santa Hates Your Kid




Santa Hates Your Kid

8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"  

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012


May you always live life to the fullest and
continue to share your gift of music and
love with all those whose lives you touch.

merry xmas


May your world be filled with warmth and good
chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love.

!!...Merry X-mas...!!

May your Christmas Sparkle with Moments of Love

                                                  
!!...Merry Christmas...!!
       
May your Christmas sparkle with
moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
and may the year ahead be
full of contentment and joy.
Have a Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Tree Wishes

                                                !!...Merry Christmas...!!
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
MERRY CHRISTMAS



Christmas Texts


If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa
I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Happy ChristmasTwo things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ's humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

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Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season's Greetings!

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Heap on the wood!-
the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

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Christmas is a state of mind
when you cherish peace and goodwill.
The real spirit of Christmas is
to have mercy, love and faith
Marry christmas

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I wish you the gift of Faith,
the Blessing of Hope and the Peace of
his Love at Christmas and always

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance


















Another day, another month, another year.
Another smile, another tear, another winter.
A summer too, But there will never be another you!

May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.
May warm, special memories brighten your new year.
May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Advance

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Christmas Carols


Dirty Christmas Jokes

No cellphone! No Nikes! No Eminem CD!
A sweater! Some mittens! A jacket, so tweedy!
Tommy climbed on the roof and he started to shout
“Hey Santa Claus! Santa Claus! SORT THIS S*** OUT!”

On the eighth pain of Christmas

On the eighth pain of Christmas,
Chuck Norris sent to me
Eight tears a-sulking,
Seven teeth a-spitting,
Six punch a-hitting,
Five painful swings,
Four dying herds,
Three dead men,
Two knuckle shoves,
And destruction with only one knee.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

If you wake up tomorrow morning
and find no gifts from Santa,
do not assume that he fails to exist.
In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence,
because I have wished for your wishlist as my gift.
Merry Christmas