On the eighth pain of Christmas

On the eighth pain of Christmas,
Chuck Norris sent to me
Eight tears a-sulking,
Seven teeth a-spitting,
Six punch a-hitting,
Five painful swings,
Four dying herds,
Three dead men,
Two knuckle shoves,
And destruction with only one knee.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

If you wake up tomorrow morning
and find no gifts from Santa,
do not assume that he fails to exist.
In fact that shall truly prove Santa's existence,
because I have wished for your wishlist as my gift.
Merry Christmas

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window,

grabs you and puts you in a sack,

Don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS





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